Are you in the mood for a good laugh? Do you need something to really train your laughter muscles? Then you're in the right place! We have a whole collection of really funny jokes in stock for you. From clever wordplay to hilarious situations, everything is included. So, get comfortable and get ready for a true fireworks of humor!

But be careful: These jokes are not suitable for children's ears. The title "Jokes for Adults" is already a hint - it might get a bit risqué here and there. So, if you blush easily, this might not be for you.

For everyone else: Sit back and enjoy the fun! Laughter is healthy and drives away bad mood in an instant.

So, let it rip and have a great day!

In the middle of the night, the husband wakes his wife and hands her pills and a glass of water:

– Here, take this.

– What kind of pills are these?

– For headaches.

– But I don't have a headache.

– About time!

He: – You are my donut.

She: – Donut, because I'm fat???

He: – No. Because you're sweet...

– ... and have a hole.

Okay, I've gotten used to the cat staring at us during sex.

But today she also vomited.

– Hey, baby! Do you want long-lasting and multiple sex?

– No.

– Then I'm the right one for you!

"Life is more pleasant without an asshole..." - the staff unanimously concluded this when discussing the boss's vacation.

– So, guys, what about the '50s?

– No, today we'll go for something younger!

The husband to the wife after sex:

– Hanna, did you really not just pretend?

– No, Thomas, I actually slept!

– You're such a loser. Even your girlfriend left you for me! That's a stone in your garden!

– No, that's more like a tree trunk in your bed!

After a wild night:

– That was really great! You screamed so loud!...

– I'm just afraid of the dark...

– All inconveniences will eventually come to an end, believe me.

– But you're an optimist.

– No, I am a gravedigger.

I always knew I wasn't the most handsome. But it's too much when the ladies of the night pretend to wait for the bus when they see me at the bus stop...

– Why do married men get fat?

– A bachelor comes home in the evening, looks in the fridge, sees what he has there, and goes to sleep sadly. A married man comes home in the evening, looks in bed, sees what he has there, and goes sadly to the fridge.

– Lisa, what are you dreaming of?

– I dream of going out with a famous singer!

– Oh, Lisa, that is not something for women, to go out with a famous singer...

– Darling, I had the best night of my life with you!

– Not a night, but literally two minutes...

The man is always ahead of the woman in everything: He arrives first to the date, expresses his love first, and falls asleep first…

– Doctor, my butt hurts.

– Where exactly?

– Right at the entrance.

– As long as you refer to that spot as the entrance, it will continue to hurt.

The woman playfully says to her husband: – A romantic evening and sex with a beautiful lady are waiting for you very soon.

The man: – What, are you going on a business trip?

"Sex only after marriage" sounds like "This link is available only to registered users."

Folk wisdom: "If the nights are warm, starry, and romantic at the end of August - you will give birth in May…”

A 40-year-old mother went on vacation with her 20-year-old daughter. The 30-year-old diving instructor had never faced such a difficult choice...